What We Do In The Shadows (2016—)
Sexual Vampires And Asexual Fans
The horror genre is filled with infinite story possibilities but there’s still certain trends or “rules” that are followed. Zombies, slashers, werewolves, and more all have their own specific lore. Vampire stories are no exception. Sunlight = bad, sleeping on the soil of the homeland, etc and, while it’s not quite a rule, there is a trend of vampires being very sexual beings. From frequent orgies to multiple wives, vampires are often depicted as suave and romantic sexual beings.
If you’re watching a comedy, drama, or horror film and a sex scene comes out of nowhere, it can be awkward to some extent. Even if you’re alone with the movie on you might crack a joke or two to yourself. It can feel like an invasion of such an intimate moment or even just something graphic for which you weren’t quite prepared.
All of gender and sexuality are spectrums filled with grey space, as is asexuality. There’s demisexual (where sexual feelings only develop after feelings of incredibly strong emotional connections are established) to sexual-repulsion—and all sorts of feelings in between. This isn’t me making any sort of attempt to speak for every person who is asexual. This is me speaking from my own perspective of where I have had sex before, but I don’t think or feel like I’ll seek it out anytime soon, if ever.
The vampires in What We Do In The Shadows are all very sexual beings, with the exception of Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch). While the audience may make jokes when they feel awkward during sex scenes, What We Do In The Shadows already makes sex the joke and sort of softens the moments for viewers. Take for example the ninth episode of season one, “The Orgy” in which the house hosts “The Biannual Vampire Orgy”. An episode ENTIRELY about sex and Laszlo’s (Matt Berry) quite extensive career as a porn actor.
In this episode, Guillermo (Harvey Guillén) addresses the camera and tells us that, “I don’t kiss and tell. But what I can tell you is that...I don’t kiss.”
My coming out as asexual was only a recent development, with me coming out to my boyfriend and a few people closer to me back in May of this year. In the grand scheme of my life, it would be like coming out in the eighth season of a series.
When you very first recognize that you might be queer or trans, it’s very easy to find yourself feeling broken. I had accepted myself as queer but as I was beginning to think that I was asexual, it felt like being broken all over again. It was like trying to be human in a house full of vampires.
It’s hard to feel fully welcome and comfortable. It’s hard to feel like there isn’t something wrong with you. The least that those around you can do is help make you laugh and the team of writers working on What We Do In The Shadows have done a damn fine job of that over their first three seasons.