Discourse + Delusions

Editorials on some tangent, theory, modest proposal, or expunging an opinion into the world at large.

Rob Dean 12/31/21 Rob Dean 12/31/21

In The Not Too Distant Future…

We close out 2021 with a bit of site news, teases for the future, and a video of the biggest blunder in the history of New Year’s Eve.

Rob Dean 12/23/21 Rob Dean 12/23/21

Support Your Local Contributor

It’s the holidays and the end of the year—please throw some support and love to our contributors. This post provides a few ways of doing that.

Adrian Torres 12/22/21 Adrian Torres 12/22/21

10 Of The Best (And 2 Of The Worst) Movie Santas Of All Time

Adrian hands out superlatives to 12 cinematic Santas and some of them get REAL specific.

Aundria Parker 12/21/21 Aundria Parker 12/21/21

HOME ALONE Poem

A yuletide ode to the 1990 story of suburban vigilante justice…y’know, for kids!

Rob Dean 12/1/21 Rob Dean 12/1/21

Welcome to Season’s Beatings

December 2021 is #SeasonBeatings. Here’s an introduction to Neon Splatter’s month-long celebration of holiday-themed (or simply holiday-adjacent) action.